To my insurance agent, family and friends
By 11th March and you have yet to receive any news from me, pls call 999.
As, I have been already chop into pieces in Chennai and cooked into calamari…
Scene of crime:
Flat no. 3B, Quanta Zen
#38/02 Dr Thomas road, Off south Boag Road
T Nagar, Chennai 600017
Evidence:
Name has been altered ***
Lxxxxx: i wan calamari
Lxxxxx :today i shall fried~!
Angie :!!!
Lxxxxx : angie, can i have a hand~?//
Angie: a hand ...?
Angie: as in help or cook arh !!!!!
Lxxxxx :can i have a hand pls
Angie: dual meaning sia
Lxxxxx: for everyone in the house
Lxxxxx : ur hand pls?
Lxxxxx: haha
Lxxxxx: i wan one hand only
Lxxxxx: yummy
Lxxxxx: drooling~~~~~~
Angie: no no no madam
Angie: no hand
Angie: pain pain ~
Day 1 my hand… Day 2 my another hand…. Soon I no hand to type or call for help… if use my face bang the keyboard might not be able to bang out the words I wanna say… also already ugly liao… still kanna disfigure how…
So better type down first…
I’ll miss everyone, my dog…. even the Tu Fu (Butcher)….
Good Bye (English) * Zai Jian (mandarin) * Parkkalam(Tamil) * Addios (Italian) * Jaa nee (jap)
Enuff of my crap…. Do work liao….
ITS ME
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